hi i'm dani! i laugh a lot and think i'm funnier than i really am. if you're reading this, you deserve a cookie! have fun and enjoy your stay :)

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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a-superwentzromance:

I have just realized my relationship with bands is like the relationship the squirrel has with the nut in ice age 

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rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

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