bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
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I have just realized my relationship with bands is like the relationship the squirrel has with the nut in ice age
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earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
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