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merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

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zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

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alltimerandom:

They are such nerds. I love it.

alltimerandom:

They are such nerds. I love it.

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oomshi:

My therapist told me to “spill your guts” so I’m not sure why he was surprised when my organs were falling out of my body & now I’m starting to feel light headed help

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calibornsbottombitch:

if i run for office ill have to delete this blog youre all sworn to secrecy 

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